something funny

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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko...
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko...
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko...
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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun...
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye,
to sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!